Mugging - information overload
Stuck in the torture chamber. The evil perpetrators pour loads of water into you mouth. Bucket after bucket - persistently, without mercy."Stop," you protest, choking on your words, spluttering water into the air as gurgling noises escape from your mouth. But the torrent of water doesn't cease. Soon, water's dribbling out of your nose, spilling out at the sides of your eyes, spraying out of your ears and spewing out of your mouth like a geyser.
The gallons of water make you so bloated. You eventually turn blue in the face and pass out, or burst and explode into bits. Either way, it's an ugly ending.
Posted by quirkyditz at 2:53 am
Brilliant discovery
Seldom a day passes without me having to log into my school intranet website: to check for new announcements, to download notes and tutorials from the bins, to clear the junk in my emails ... Logging in basically means more work to be completed.Anyway, it's only after two and a half darn-long years that I made a brilliant discovery. Now, I know what IVLE aka my school's intratnet website means. Do you guys see it? The answer is staring right at you. Well, not directly, but in a jumble. Confused already? Let me enlighten you. IVLE is an anagram for - VILE! But ... that's not the end of the story, not only is the IVLE vile. It is also - EVIL.So my mathematical formula is IVLE = VILE = EVILNow, who dares say I'm not good at math huh. Ain't I a genius? :)
Posted by quirkyditz at 11:48 pm
